“So, do you know how fast you were going?”
“Well yeah, officer. I was going 100 in a 55. I felt like it’s my right to express myself in that way.”
“Is that right? You just expressed yourself out of a license and into a trip downtown.”
“Funny, if you do that I’ll be expressing those nudes you sent my wife to yours as well as your superiors.”
“Then you should be off, you obviously have places to go and people to see.”