Finding out gravity still works may be something cats excel at
And that can be bad enough, but when you are the subject of such an experiment
Learning once again that the ground is much harder and farther away the older you get, not good times
Look physics is really cool, until like, it isn’t.
Everything has a time and a place.
X in certain spots, O in others.
Putting them together correctly is a path to victory.
If done poorly, the dreaded line of defeat would be drawn.
Reaching for his pencil we finally wrote an X on the upper left corner.
Yet he waited too long and his 3-year-old gave up and looked for someone else to play with.
“Can you please look into my problem?”
“How much is it worth to you?”
“Everything is about money, isn’t it.”
“Can’t eat promises and hugs.”
“Know what? Think of it as your payment as lost in the mail.”
Reaching for her cheek, he cupped it in his palm.
Everything in his life had led to this moment.
And here he was, with the girl of his dreams.
Looking into his newborn daughter’s eyes, he said, “I love you.”
When he grew up, he thought he would be fruitful and multiply in some way.
Except everything he did seemed to go wrong in spectacular fashion.
Explosive catastrophe followed explosive catastrophe.
Destroying his ego, his love life, and his bank account.
So maybe he did live up to his initial expectation, just that he proliferated as a bunch of…
Nothing like slurping down long lines of flavor.
Or when they are all done, sipping the tasty broth that was left behind.
Oh, how his tummy felt nice and full when he was done.
Didn’t care if the base was chicken or beef or vegetable or fish.
Look, as long as those tender, slightly chewy, lengths of pasta were drenched in it, he was happy.
Especially with a bit of a spicy kick to make sure his tastebuds would wake up.
So when he was asked what he wanted for lunch, his obvious reply was…
He was always so needy, sucking her dry physically and emotionally.
Oh, and the fact he was the center of attention, no matter what she did.
She hated it especially when he kicked her just as she fell asleep.
The tiny jerk better be nicer to her once he was born!
Finding yourself on every magazine cover is novel at first.
And gets tedious pretty quickly after that.
Maybe the notoriety wasn’t worth it in the long run?
Except all that money in the bank told to her otherwise.
Windowpanes filled with what looked like melted glass in the thick old stone wall of the farmhouse.
And it distorted her view of the outside, making her feel out of phase with the world around her.
Reaching out she traced the altered horizon and wondered what if the window was showing true.
Perhaps it was her eyes that told lies when she was outside?
Everyone would think her crazy for thinking such a thing.
Did that mean they were right? She just didn’t know.
Contemplating what to put in her next video.
One idea was to show her technical skills and build a waterjet.
Now that would be cool, and she could use it for other projects.
Though it would also be expensive, and she didn’t have a sponsor.
Eyeing choice two, she wondered if making a box kite out of thrift store clothing would get enough views.
Neither idea was bad, but which should she do?
That’s when she decided to come up with the craziest way to choose and do a video on that!
Stories and photos from Scotland
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