Portly (an acrostic poem)

Pushing the limits of girth and mirth

Obscures the reality of the situation

Realizing that it’s all in the spirit

Totally makes it worth it

Little things like a wild eyed child

You love being called Santa


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Rock (an acrostic poem)

Risking it all, Dwayne attacked the toddler who was armed with scissors

Overpowering the child, Dwayne was victorious

Couldn’t celebrate his victory though

Kecking Dwayne defeatedly began taping the confetti that was his handwritten manuscript