“Don’t ask her her age. That would be so rude!”
“As if. This is a new age, old man. Age is just a number now.”
“That’s a bunch of bull, and you know it. Ask it and be relegated to the dustbin of relationship history.”
“Everything you say tells the universe how old you are. What was it like to ride a triceratops?”
“Don’t worry. You’ll get to see for yourself when she slaps you so hard she sends you back in time.”