Grandiose gestures of graciousness
Rained down upon the little people
And that made her feel like a thousand bucks
Not that anyone was paying her much at the moment
Doesn’t matter if she should be rich not serving them as a stupid cocktail waitress.
Making out of this place alive was going to take skill and daring
All the exotic animals surrounding him made it even harder
Zoos were supposed to be places of wonder and discovery
Except he was just a humble peacock, and all these stupid paths became one evil…
“Questioning what I do will cost you more.”
“Uh, why do you say that?”
“As you waste my time asking me, the expert you hired, stupid questions, my price goes up.”
“Reasonable, but that isn’t a good working relationship.”
“This isn’t a coworker situation. We have an employer-employee situation.”
“Except that always ends in a toxic work environment. We need to have a de-escalation training.”
“Really? You think that? I quit! You can take your two bits and shove them!”
Note: two bits = 1 quarter
Watching you do even more stupid things
Ordinarily wouldn’t bother me
Really. I am so used to your floundering about it’s become normal
Rarely can you take your idiocy to new heights
Yet here we are and now I….
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“Can you show me for sure who you claim to be?”
“Even a DNA test wouldn’t be good enough for the likes of you.”
“Really that would be a great first step.”
“That was supposed to be a joke.”
“It was? Security is no laughing matter.”
“For goodness sake, just let me have the stupid WiFi password”
“You can have it when I have at least twelve forms of photographic ID.”
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Darwin hefted his heavy crossbow and took aim
Randy was distracting the wyrm with his stupid antics
Allowing Darwin a chance to strike the killing blow
Got to hit it through the eye and into the brainpan
One in a million shot, even at the best of times, but Darwin knew he was better than that
Never counted on the beast blinking. Darwin never felt the flames
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Waves lapped along the shoreline
Reviving Jerod and giving him a shower he desperately needed
Everything must have gone so wrong
Collecting his thoughts he realized he couldn’t remember the night before
Kneeling, he looked around him, trying to jog something loose
Everything suddenly came back. He couldn’t believe he was so stupid
Don’t drink a whole bottle of scotch you dumbass
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The breadth of her knowledge was tremendous, but
How could she not know something as simple and basic as this?
I approached her, my evidence in hand
Capturing her attention, I began to lay out my arguments
Kept at it even when I realized maybe I had done something stupid
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Couldn’t get enough of the fiasco
Ulysses chomped down on his popcorn
Dianne watched him more than the movie
Didn’t she get how gloriously stupid, but awesome, this was
Like that’s why he invited her over to watch Netflix in the first place
Eventually, he put his arm around her and she nuzzled in. Compromise!
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Going to go see Interstellar. Since it is almost 3 hours long and we are going to the 9:35 showing, I will not be posting a story tonight. Okay maybe a quick one….
Two people stood two feet from each other. The first said I am right. The second one said I am right. Then they shook right hands and realized they both could agree to disagree, until the second person, who was left handed, took out a knife and stabbed the first. The moral of the story is just because you are in the right you might be left behind.
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